Winiko’s friends release rules for naked parade

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…No erection allowed

…Gazing at others’ private parts not allowed during naked protest

The drama that has ensued after member of Parliament for Mulanje South Bon Winiko Kalindo dared that he will walk naked if there is no enforcement of a death penalty for those convicted of killing people with albinism refuses to die.

Bon Kalindo

Kalindo plans a naked protest

A statement that has gone viral which is purported to have been authored by the organising Committee of the naked parade has set out a few rules for the parade which are nothing but satirical.

Malawi24 has a copy of the satirical rules from the Press Statement and hereinafter it will be published unabridged:

PRESS RELEASE

NAKED PARADE IN PROTEST OF THE KILLINGS OF PEOPLE WITH ALBINISM

Hon. Bon Kalindo, MP would like to express his gratitude for the overwhelming support he has received from the general public for his proposed naked parade in protest of the ritual killings of people with albinism and their perpetrators. A good number of people have expressed their interest to participate in this parade.

However, Hon. Kalindo would like the general public as well as those who have expressed interest to take note of the following rules which shall apply during the parade:

1. Cameras shall not be allowed within a radius of 100m

2. Staring or gazing at others’ private parts shall not be allowed both among the participants themselves and the general public (onlookers).

3. Erections during the parade shall not be entertained. If you know you cant hold it up, dont come.

4. Commenting on others’ private parts shall be prohibited.

5. Any kind of touching shall be prohibited

6. While swaying of hips shall be allowed, pole dancing shall not be allowed.

Any person found breaking the above rules shall be deemed as one of the perpetrators of the killings of people with albinism hence shall be stoned to death.

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332 Comments

  1. Ati osayelekeza Ku……… Kutani. Kkkkkkkk reflex response sapanga control. Tikaphela konko wins ndiiiithu Honourable Madalitso Nthenda kkkkk

  2. That Will Totally Show How Sympathetic And Corncerned Malawian Citizens Are About The Bluto Kings Of Pple With Albinism. Thats What The Concerned Patriotic Citizen Has To Do! But Mmmmmmm Malawians Why Cant We Uz Another Way Of Showing Our Angerness Not This One. You Knw This Is A Very Repectiful Nation With Good History. Let’s Nt Copy From What The Other Countries Do. Lets Nt Spoil The Good And Respectiful History Of Malawi. We Are Complaining About The Rape Cases Here In Malawi, What Do You Thnk Gonna Happen After This Shameful Way Of Protesting?
    You Will Have Your Innocent Grand Ma Raped That Means You Are Creating Another Vast Problem To End Another….

  3. Abale ndani amene safuna moyo
    Tose zikutiwawa winiko naye zapweteka kodi amalawi bwanji timadana ndichilungamo kutsata choipa winiko more fire

  4. munthu kupanga petition ku boma lomwe likulamulidwa ndi chipani chake chomwe si kuwukira chipani chake kumeneko. uku ndikutionetsera kuti boma la chipani cha DPP lalephera kuteteza anthu ake.

  5. munthu kupanga petition ku boma lomwe likulamulidwa ndi chipani chake chomwe si kuwukira chipani chake kumeneko. uku ndikutionetsera kuti boma la chipani cha DPP lalephera kuteteza anthu ake.

  6. Others sat by the grounds outside their work places yet nobody stopped gazing and admiring each other but ofcourse ladies were at a distant. Erection will be the order of the day asa.

  7. Others sat by the grounds outside their work places yet nobody stopped gazing and admiring each other but ofcourse ladies were at a distant. Erection will be the order of the day asa.

  8. am not amased we r talking drama instead of tangible solutions…this is ”Winiko tikuferanji episode 16”.. just fast forward it and talk sense..

  9. am not amased we r talking drama instead of tangible solutions…this is ”Winiko tikuferanji episode 16”.. just fast forward it and talk sense..

  10. hiya ambwiye hosatheka iyayi apunana ngati amavuta iwo zalewa alimudelesi hi kamuone patetete zavuta basi tikokelana kupandatu basi hi nanga nitani handionjezatu,hasakuwapanga mbuzi mbuzi hanthuwo bwanji?tikamudye uwende hachitira kaza zakewo?nakwiya nazo ambwidye.

  11. This is not spiritual according to the bible. Koditu MULUNGU siwopusa, find another way of protesting. Mukufuna dziko lichuke ndizimenezi? Munthu sangavule pamaso paapongzi,anaake, neba, bambo ndi mai ake, achimwene or sister wake. Think as a MP not as a comedian

  12. Bziko la malawi limadziwika kalero chifukwa chowopa #Yehova.koma lero ili pa number 1 kuchitata mchitidwe odana ndi #Mulungu.zoti anthu azayenda maliseche tazimva.koma funso ndiloti.KODI ZIMENEZI MUKUZIWA ZITHA KUPANGISA KUT MATENDA A EDZI AFALIKILE?AFALIKILA BWANJI?.Kumeneku kukakhala azibambo ndi azimayi.ndiye avule onse.pali azimayi ena oti chiyambileni akudziwa maliseche amunawo basi.ndiye akawone mamuna wina ali ndi zinthu zochuluka,(maliseche akulu)pamene mamuna wake ali ndi kakang’ono.kodi mzimayi ameneyu samva njala kufuna chachikulucho.pls maliseche tiyeni tiwalemekeze.Winiko ndi wasewelo akufuna poti atchukilepo.asiyeni avule.muzawone azibambo adela la chigwa cha Shire.Chimwawa ndi Nsanje.muzabisa ndudu zanu zafodyazo

  13. Bziko la malawi limadziwika kalero chifukwa chowopa #Yehova.koma lero ili pa number 1 kuchitata mchitidwe odana ndi #Mulungu.zoti anthu azayenda maliseche tazimva.koma funso ndiloti.KODI ZIMENEZI MUKUZIWA ZITHA KUPANGISA KUT MATENDA A EDZI AFALIKILE?AFALIKILA BWANJI?.Kumeneku kukakhala azibambo ndi azimayi.ndiye avule onse.pali azimayi ena oti chiyambileni akudziwa maliseche amunawo basi.ndiye akawone mamuna wina ali ndi zinthu zochuluka,(maliseche akulu)pamene mamuna wake ali ndi kakang’ono.kodi mzimayi ameneyu samva njala kufuna chachikulucho.pls maliseche tiyeni tiwalemekeze.Winiko ndi wasewelo akufuna poti atchukilepo.asiyeni avule.muzawone azibambo adela la chigwa cha Shire.Chimwawa ndi Nsanje.muzabisa ndudu zanu zafodyazo

  14. nde mwati no erection and gazing??.. enawa zawo ngati analumalazo shaaaaa kukavuta…. ine ndikayenda ndi mkazi wanga.

  15. These killings and abductions r barbaric, devilish, evil and unhuman. But i dnt understand hw the display of our private parts fits into this. Otherwise evryone is entintled to the right of life regardless of our genetic differences.

  16. tiyeni nazoni awiniko anthu awone mphiri,ndi ti a salulu ! apanda ku vomeleza next guess will be Sex in public. since kupha munthu 4 body parts ndizoopya komanso ndi malawulo.

  17. but i think such protest arent good! akangopanga vigil kaya ku high court, parliament or state house… why walking whle naked?

  18. We vote 4 Democracy bt in Democracy ai ndithu zoona munthu kupha mnzake mosinga ndi mpeni nkumakhalanso ndi ufulu omangodya mgaiwa ku prison moyo wake onse.Ngati maphunziro ophera munthu adatha ku prison ko tazingowathililani temic enafe ndi a mdulidwe pamalisecheponso eee mapeto ake ndipatapo mlandu ogwilila kotelo ndizavula koma ndizangokhala mnyumba.

  19. Kupha munthu ndi tchimo osatero ndichifukwa chakupsya mtima ena akuti ayende maliseche. Zosathandiza.Zokoperazi mudzalakwitsa. Akamati zionetsero kumatcha,pachionetsero pazifanana ndi zomwe inuyo anthu mukufuna monga kaya ndale,mumayenda mmiseu ndi ma flag anthu amadziwa mukuyenda za chipani olo za kugwiririra ‘rape’mmaonetsa maliseche komabe zamkati mutavala. Koma izi nde ai kuonetsa maliseche chifukwa cha kuphana?’Be civilised’inu nomwe mukuti anthu avule,asaonane maliseche. Missing the target

  20. Have they given their CHILDREN the rules. Remember that you are husbands/fathers of which such irresponsible actions will have life long effects on your families.

  21. Kodi pali azimayinso?zilemekezeni abale…musalore munthu wadzitsuzo akupeperetseni….kuyenda maliseche will not solve the problem we have mow.mutangozionongera mbili anthu ana anu aone malisache anu.pali makameratu amajambula or 10000km…stop the killing of people wit albinism. .they never chose to be one

  22. Aaaasa koma ndiye kuzakhala nchito! Mabatchala ndi ambeta basi akavula. Ndani angaloleze mkadzi wake akaonese New York?

  23. Press TV once beamed a group of naked men in a certain country protesting in such a fashion. they were ridding bicycles in that state. no erection rule was also used in that protest. one guy complained that he was suspended from taking part for breaking this rule, however, he denied having broken any rule. my only question has sth to do with the issue of PUBLIC DECENCY; wont this kind of protest offend the public decency norm? have the police been informed? to whom shall the petition be presented?

  24. Kuletsa makamera its okay
    …koma kutota sumachita kufuna munthu..koma sibho abale…vomelezani kuti okupha aziphedwa osadikira mpaka olemekezeka ationetse michira

  25. this is not drama abale ndikuwawidwa ntima si wamisala Winniko koma palibe chikuchitika mutakhala inu yo muku phedwa ngati buzi kapena nkhuku abale wa ku ntcheu unja bwanji zimawawa munthu kuphedwa ndi galimoto nde munene chikwanje amalawi zoona? ambilinu mukudziwapo kathu zoona munthu ndithu kupha ngati monga aphela nkhumba mailko ena amaponga zionestelo ali maliseche amayakhula zopelala ena mukamba apizi? nonse musutsana ndi Winniko God bless u.

  26. Akati ndiyenda maliseche doesn’t mean uvule ndekuti ndi panti ekha osati kuonetsa ziwalo zobisikazi please respect private parts

  27. Ithink dis guy so called Winiko something is wrong in his brain,in addition he,s not matured enough 2b a member of parliment

  28. PRESS RELEASE

    NAKED PARADE IN PROTEST OF THE KILLINGS OF PEOPLE WITH ALBINISM

    Hon. Bon Kalindo, MP would like to express his gratitude for the overwhelming support he has received from the general public for his proposed naked parade in protest of the ritual killings of people with albinism and their perpetrators. A good number of people have expressed their interest to participate in this parade.

    However, Hon. Kalindo would like the general public as well as those who have expressed interest to take note of the following rules which shall apply during the parade:

    1. Cameras shall not be allowed within a radius of 100m

    2. Staring or gazing at others’ private parts shall not be allowed both among the participants themselves and the general public (onlookers).

    3. Erections during the parade shall not be entertained. If you know you cant hold it up, dont come.

    4. Commenting on others’ private parts shall be prohibited.

    5. Any kind of touching shall be prohibited

    6. While swaying of hips shall be allowed, pole dancing shall not be allowed.

    Any person found breaking the above rules shall be deemed as one of the perpetrators of the killings of people with albinism hence shall be stoned to death.

  29. Hahahahhahahaha tienazoni tikazione zimenezo……. Koma ndye ma bhongedwe akakhala high2,, ndye muzitsukiletu-tu……..

  30. It shows that winko is stupid killing albino is not good .walking can’t stop the killing find another way

  31. Well, its unfortunate that drama is taking centre stage than serious business to do away with the vice of albino killings and abductions.

  32. Ok? Azizayenda to coz commotion cholinga those with albinism azasowe on that day? Hes trying to cover up something am telling you… He knows this will get more attention just wait n see.

  33. Koma ziriko inendimaona ngati bodza avuladi zatsimikizika apa chenjezo kwaomwe malota satana chilombo choopsya tangopitani patsikuri turo simudzationa sure

  34. Koma dziko la malawi laling’ono koma zochitika zazikulu zikulu…nthawi ya Mcp anthu amkakaponyedwa mu nyanja,nthawi ya UDF azimai amkadulidwa mabele,nthawi ya PP cashgate,nthawi ya DPP anzathu albino kuphedwa,yatsala nthawi ya Aford…kuti kudzachitika chani….

  35. Kkkkkk, eeee please guys nonse a kwa Ziyenda mmanja ku Ntcheu, don’t participate…. You will be stoned to death…

  36. Ndikale ndidakhumba nditaona katundu wanu bwana ambiri amanama kuti ndinu wakuda koma katundu wanu ndiwachizungu mukazavula ine ndizavotaso turn inayo chikhala chitukuko chanu bwana

  37. mbwana mp mukakhuta ma drick muziyakhula zabwino osati zonyasa mongainu mungabvule ndikumayenda musewu niye ife tikumfuna inumukhale oyamba kubvula kenako imfeso tibvula zopunsa ife ayi

  38. Ofcoz ma killings a ma albino akupweteketsa moyo komano kuvulako nde eeeee zingoonjezera zochita moti anthu akhare busy kumakambirana za momwe tingathetsere mchitidwe okupha ma albinowu azizakhara busy kumakamba za ma size azida zanuzo ? Kuzangokhara chipwilikiti chabe poti mmmmm ganizani bwino man

  39. As far as im concerned am at Winikos side. Killing people with albinism is evil. More evil. Mutation is not something that should divide us people hence matching naked is a must

  40. Kkk Zachilomwe ase, Zamakutu namudya namukoka tikazione, nazo zachitonga zili phwii ngat panyera ng’ombe, naye nsena yake ija mchila ngat Bulu zili kumeneko go konkoooo

  41. Koma mkazi ndi mwamuna angagundane mu chigulu without erection? Zizakomera akazi izi…..mutiuze tsiku ma 4n azakhale ozaza….plus new memorycard for 4tos

  42. hahahahahhaha kkkkkkkkkkkk lmao!!! no erection ndi deal yabho!! kma zingatheke kuyenda ndimabebi nonse mutavula without kubonga? no way!!

  43. Its not only Winiko, we are many. Some of us have been rehersing since Winiko made this proposal. Dont take it as a joke! Enough is enough!

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