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Mar 20, 2025 Malawi24 Reporter 0 &
The Malawi National Football Team suffered their second loss at home in the 2026 FIFA World Cup qualifiers after going down to Namibia on Thursday night. With a 4-4-2 formation, Kalisto Pasuwa used both Lloyd… ...
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Water tariffs increased again: Consumers cry foul amid economic struggles

Sep 04, 2024 Burnett Munthali 0 &
In yet another blow to Malawian households, water tariffs have been increased once more, sparking outrage among consumers already grappling with the rising cost of living.  The latest hike, which comes on the heels of… ...
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Sex worker sentenced to five years imprisonment for killing unborn baby

Mar 24, 2024 Malawi24 Reporter 0 &
Ntcheu Senior Resident Magistrate court has sentenced a 21-year-old sex worker, Jenita Matias to five years in imprisonment for killing an unborn baby. Ntcheu Police Station Public Relations Officer, Inspector Jacob Khembo said the court… ...
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Malipoti akuti Nankhumwa akubwela ndi chake chipani: PDP

Mar 21, 2024 Lindiwe Sambalikagwa 0 &
Nonse othodwa ndi zipani zonse zilipo pano, ena chabe ongokhala okondwa ndi bambo Kondwani Nankhumwa ndipo mumafunitsitsa atalamula dziko lino, musataye mtima kwenikweni. Chipani chatsopano chikubwela. Okamba akuti ndi cha a Kondwani Nankhumwa. Dzina lake… ...
Football Association of Malawi, in conjunction with the National Youth Football Association, will today hold the Nthanda U14 League national finals at Dedza Stadium in Dedza.

U14 National Final to be played today

Jan 05, 2024 Malawi24 Reporter 0 &
Football Association of Malawi, in conjunction with the National Youth Football Association, will today hold the Nthanda U14 League national finals at Dedza Stadium in Dedza. The games will involve select teams from all the… ...
orientation of Area Civil Protection Committee and Area Development Committees in the area of Senior Chief Kalonga

Over 36,600 households to receive maize in Salima

Nov 21, 2023 Chikondi Daza 0 &
More than 36,600 households in Salima district will receive two bags of maize each from Malawi Government between January and February next year. Speaking during an orientation of Area Civil Protection Committee and Area Development… ...

Chakwera deserves that US$1 million: Ngakhale pamaliro amadyatu*

Apr 01, 2023 Bashir Al Bashir* 0 &
Us, from Malawi Congress Party (MCP), see no problem with allocating K1.1 billion (over US$1 million) for state house gardening. State house garden is very important. It attracts donors, Indians and chiefs from Nigeria. We… ...
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