Robert Chiwamba laughs at the Flames

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Malawi national football team the Flames have paid a price for their poor run of form with renowned poet Robert Chiwamba striking a killer punch to the dying horse.

Flames

Flames get the lyrical mock.

The Flames have failed to satisfy football loving Malawians after piling up a series of negative results.

Change of mentor-ship, application of proposed tactics, and availability of a reliable source of finances, have all failed but to motivate an improvement in results.

Chiwamba expresses concern for the national team through a piece of poetry entitled, Flames Sizamva, in which he mocks every single entity of the team without leaving exceptions.

He implicitly infer that applying efforts to negate the sad story is just a waste of time because this has failed to yield results.

The poet cites conditions which the team has been enjoying in return for positive results, only to emerge losers.

He says that the Flames have involved men of God, witchdoctors and all sorts of fortune tellers but to no avail.

With reference to the poem, the Flames’ change of coaches has not in any way proved helpful.

He therefore mocks the coaches’ dynasty for employing the same grammatical construction in their excuses after poor performance.

Robert Chiwamba

Chiwamba teases the Flames in his latest project.

However, players have fallen the greatest victims of Chiwamba’s art work.

He criticizes them for not doing enough for the nation despite their loud calls for massive cheering as they kick the ball on home soil.

The players are argued to blame supporters for their silence once the team concedes a goal, just like a bad carpenter blames his tools.

The poem speaks volumes with the country’s soccer administration also having a space in the poem.

Chiwamba makes fun of the governing body’s poor administration of soccer in the country which has played a major role in making the national team a laughing matter.

The Flames travel to Zimbabwe for an Africa Cup of Nations second leg match against Zimbabwe, whom they lost to at home earlier this year.

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  3. hahaha man flames ndiyokanika basi olo atabwera mourinho sitingamawinebe n palibe chimene tingachite kuti flames mkumawina koposa kuithesa kwa zaka ten

  4. sananame chiwamba.macoach ake mbola zenizeni.awone amnzawo m’mene akuchitira pa finalz yalero .koma izozo uziona ma4n kwikwiliri mahule amenewa akungoononga doller za amalawi

  5. sananame chiwamba.macoach ake mbola zenizeni.awone amnzawo m’mene akuchitira pa finalz yalero .koma izozo uziona ma4n kwikwiliri mahule amenewa akungoononga doller za amalawi

  6. let me tell all of abt bafana of south africa,nowadays its just a name z fail 21qualify for 2018 Acton,why?south african clubs dont go further in caf games,its was only pirates,had it bn chiefs,sundowns,ajax,wits go 2finals,wat great bafana wud b?in south africa z ‘ve beautiful pitches whole of africa bt luk wat is happening 2bafana,shameful,clubs 4m Egypt morocco,DRC,ghana,ivory coast zambia do better In CAF games zats zea national teams also r in form,if clubs in malawi,bullets silver,manoma,blue eagles just mention few plays in caf games,players ‘ll get international exposure hance flames shall improve,remember when bullets playd in caf group stages,hw many players went 2play professional soccer?stop blaming flames,point fingers at admnistrators nd lack of football Infrastructures

  7. let me tell all of abt bafana of south africa,nowadays its just a name z fail 21qualify for 2018 Acton,why?south african clubs dont go further in caf games,its was only pirates,had it bn chiefs,sundowns,ajax,wits go 2finals,wat great bafana wud b?in south africa z ‘ve beautiful pitches whole of africa bt luk wat is happening 2bafana,shameful,clubs 4m Egypt morocco,DRC,ghana,ivory coast zambia do better In CAF games zats zea national teams also r in form,if clubs in malawi,bullets silver,manoma,blue eagles just mention few plays in caf games,players ‘ll get international exposure hance flames shall improve,remember when bullets playd in caf group stages,hw many players went 2play professional soccer?stop blaming flames,point fingers at admnistrators nd lack of football Infrastructures

  8. instead of saying wat shud b done 2Improve malawis soccer standard,u just blame flames poor run of form.z problems r coming 4m grassroots level,lack of malawian clubs participate In CAF games,poor administration,once zs problems r sorted out believe me not flames ‘ll do better,

  9. instead of saying wat shud b done 2Improve malawis soccer standard,u just blame flames poor run of form.z problems r coming 4m grassroots level,lack of malawian clubs participate In CAF games,poor administration,once zs problems r sorted out believe me not flames ‘ll do better,

  10. The article ‘Robert Chiwamba laughs at the flames’ by Lyonike Mughogho should have better read ‘Robert Chiwamba scoffs at the flames’. In fact guys let us not only blame our players for under performance. There could be several other factors that might have led to the flames’ dismal performance the past 10 or 15years. Some of the contributing factors could be lack of commitment by our governments. You know these are our candle holders but what happens to them when they are out of shape? Nothing, literally nothing, no retirement package, not even a jumbo of ‘matemba a Domasi’. It’s a shame fighting for your country and you get nothing at the end of the when an MP is paid huge sums of money for sleeping in Parliament. What a shame! Secondly, poor performance might be lack of concentration which is often caused by low concentrations of trace element calcium in the body. You know calcium regulates even the levels of insulin in your blood and the same calcium is important for breakdown of sugars (carbohydrates) to release energy. By the way does our national team have a dietician? If we don’t have one it’s we tried. Some of these issues look trivial but are very important and cannot be ignored

  11. Kod chiwamba amadzitenga ngat? Vuto ndilot amalawi mumamupopa galu ameneyu nde amaona ngat amatha mxiewww!! Tiliposo anzake timatha km zolakhula lakhula njeee,,,,ng’oma yolila kwambr simachedwa kung’ambika

  12. Zikuyenda bwanji konko amwene? Eee zinthu zavuta pa nkhani ya mpiro ise, bangokhalani pheee mpira ndovuta. Frm a Zambian

  13. Zikuyenda bwanji konko amwene? Eee zinthu zavuta pa nkhani ya mpiro ise, bangokhalani pheee mpira ndovuta. Frm a Zambian

  14. mmwemu nanga mkutani amat chitsilu chli nd mwni guys ndyathu ndthu even thou imakweza anth bp musyen wa ndakatuloyo azlakakatula ndakatulo zakezo sadzwa mmene umakhala mpla ameneyo.

  15. Flames Yaonjeza, Achita Bwino Kuiseka Ndili Ku Mbali Yake Chiwamba. Akumangodya Ndalama Ngati Amalawi Ndalama Timachita Kutola Eti? K42 Billion Ulendo Umodzi okha. Mwaonjeza Ma Bwana Ku Flames Ko. Muisova Poti Ndinu ma Big Man.

  16. Flames Yaonjeza, Achita Bwino Kuiseka Ndili Ku Mbali Yake Chiwamba. Akumangodya Ndalama Ngati Amalawi Ndalama Timachita Kutola Eti? K42 Billion Ulendo Umodzi okha. Mwaonjeza Ma Bwana Ku Flames Ko. Muisova Poti Ndinu ma Big Man.

  17. I can’t remember the last time I rallied behind this your flames. Imachotsa chisangalalo chamunthu kuyisapota. Mmmmmm! Kusapota Malawi nkulimba mtima

  18. I can’t remember the last time I rallied behind this your flames. Imachotsa chisangalalo chamunthu kuyisapota. Mmmmmm! Kusapota Malawi nkulimba mtima

    • Anjeula it doesn’t matter, but the problem, the problem is that they are wasting Government resources for nothing yet our friends out there the teams are the source of income while this so called frames is just wasting money for medication and other things

    • Anjeula it doesn’t matter, but the problem, the problem is that they are wasting Government resources for nothing yet our friends out there the teams are the source of income while this so called frames is just wasting money for medication and other things

  19. am 27 of age but started following zampira wen i was 10, it’s been 17 solid years but there is nothing that frames has done other than kukweza BP ya anthu fotsek

  20. Pali zinthu zingapo zomwe tiyenera kuunikira:1 ma player athu samaikira mtima kuti akusewelera dziko lawo.2 Fam ilibe chidwi choipezera Team yathuyi ma Company ena.3 Boma lili ndi nkhanza ku ma Company omwe amafuna kuthandiza ku mpira powakwezera misonkho.4 Grace Obama Chiumya akuchepa kwambiri pankhani yoyendetsa masewero mdziko muno.5 Kusachita bwino kwa Team yi pakhomo kukuchititsa Boma kusapereka thandindizo kamba koti Team yathuyi siinayambe yawina mu mpikisano ulionse olo ndili ine sindingaithandize.6 Bushiri ayenera kuitenga Team yi ngati yake basi coz Boma lalephera

  21. apa nde boma lingotaya ndalamatu! ndalamazo osangogula chimanga kapena mankhwala bwanji? coz uku nde olo anakangokhala tikhumudweso tsopano! ndalamazo apereke ku ma QEENS basi ah!

  22. This is why i hate this whom yu crown renowned poet. He always use useless emotions to make comments on some issues. I LOVE FOOTBALL AND I LIVE IT. don’t mind abt this useless poet.

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